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Sydney_Iron 5:26 Sat Nov 22
Mynah bird stuck in my roof vent, how to get it out?.
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Poor bastard, got on the roof to have a look and see if I can get it out and although the exhaust vent is capped this bird has managed to get itself down it and cant get out, its about 6 foot down and in an area with no roof space and behind the wall of my kitchen were the stove used to be and obviously whom ever did it just blocked the old exhaust hood up and is now built in cupboards but we can here is moving about and calling out and its mate is hanging around the vent on the roof calling back to it.
Called the RSPCA and bird rescue place but as it’s a Mynah bird and considered vermin here in Sydney there not really interested, feel a bit of a cunt but its going to die down there unless I can think of a way to get it out without demolishing a part of my kitchen or roof, asked the RSPCA how would be the best way to euthanasia it seeing as they were not that interested but all they said was call a pest controller who could maybe drop some poison or something, fuck that, so thought I would ask the good folk of WHO?
Any suggestions on how to free it or failing that kill it quickly and humanly, remembering it’s about 6 foot down the pipe
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les marteaux
11:43 Sun Nov 23
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You could try gassing it out
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les marteaux
11:43 Sun Nov 23
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You could try gassing it out
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Ronald_antly
11:34 Sun Nov 23
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Billy Blagg wrote...
"Has anyone suggested talking it down? "
Sydney did try that before turning to WHO for advice.
"Come down from THEY'RE!", he yelled.
Mynah birds are a bit fussy about English grammar, so it was doomed to failure from the outset.
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Northern Sold
3:17 Sun Nov 23
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Nice one Sydney Son
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Billy Blagg
12:44 Sun Nov 23
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Has anyone suggested talking it down?
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Nurse Ratched
11:47 Sun Nov 23
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Ah, look. His fellow educationally sub-normals are coming out to cheer him on.
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BRANDED
11:46 Sun Nov 23
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Does it know god save the queen in A flat Mynah?
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norwich hammer
11:40 Sun Nov 23
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Nice one Sydney 👍👍👍👍👍
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Sydney_Iron
10:05 Sun Nov 23
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H&P does have a point though David! Is all a bit pathetic from you and the transvestite when it comes to use of English, I will be the first to admit, mine is pretty dire and its neither here not their at times.
THIS is a fucking football forum not Oxford university online………..
And the Mynah bird survived. HTH
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Ronald_antly
8:37 Sun Nov 23
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People really ought to refrain from posting whilst inebriated.
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Hammer and Pickle
1:54 Sun Nov 23
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Why should there be?
The very notion would be tyranny.
And fucking wise up antly.
Hope that fucking helps.
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Sydney_Iron
1:48 Sun Nov 23
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There is no pleasing some people.
HTH
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Hammer and Pickle
1:42 Sun Nov 23
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My word your brilliance astounds me you utter prick.
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Ronald_antly
1:41 Sun Nov 23
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You'd better get used to my posts on here, Prickle.
THEY'RE not going away.
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Hammer and Pickle
1:39 Sun Nov 23
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Fuck off antly you cunt.
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Ronald_antly
1:37 Sun Nov 23
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I'm afraid some people revel in THEIR ignorance.
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Hammer and Pickle
1:37 Sun Nov 23
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As a corvus I reckon it's taken care of itself by now.
Massively intelligent birds.
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Nurse Ratched
1:29 Sun Nov 23
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I just can't understand how he can be content being so ignorant when it would be a really quick fix.
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Ronald_antly
1:21 Sun Nov 23
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Nurse Ratched wrote...
"Or we could tackle something even more challenging: teaching you the appropriate use of there/their/they're. "
Don't go THERE, Matron!
I've been trying in vain for a few years now.
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MrCrowmanSir
10:38 Sat Nov 22
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Sounds like it was only a mynah incident.
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Hammer and Pickle
10:05 Sat Nov 22
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Nurse Ratched 4:20 Sat Nov 22
Feeding off the plankton in the atmosphere.
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